Heartbreak fortress...

Yamcha was going on that he killed my dad and me…. But as you can see I am not dead…. niether is Dad... Where was I? At school… My parents had me take over as the Quarterback on Smallville's football team… Kon thinks its lame so he wont play but I have to admit… the girls seem to like it and I am suddenly popular as I am better than the boy I beat up… After practice for our game coming up… I get swarmed by cheerleaders… Kon is laughing…"HS if you weren't red already I think you would be turning red" Then I hear SNIKT! "I think you skanks better just back off my boyfriend before someone gets hurt." I turned to see Laura… Cheerleaders ran away screaming and she walked up to me… I folded my arms.. She shook her head, "Don't be mad…" I looked at her, "So if I am your boyfriend does that mean you are my girl?" She smiled as she put a cigarette in her mouth and I leaned over and lit it…. Hot stuff style…. She took a drag removed the cigarette and kissed me… Our tongues danced for a second then I heard someone clearing their throat… I pulled away smoke leaving my mouth, "Coach!" "HS you hit the showers and get to class and you missy go to the Deans for smoking." He pointed at Laura and she popped her claws… I mumbled, "Coach she doesn't go to school here." "I don't care, there is no smoking in school… Send the girl on and get to class." He said walking away… Laura shook her head and then smiled, "Come see me tonight.." I watched her walk away as Kon walked over laughing… When Laura was out of sight I did a whoop yell and hit Kon in the arm, "Laura is my girl!" When I get home Dad is telling Grandma about Yamcha…. Man this guy is just lost it…. I do my homework and after Supper I act if I am going to bed… I was waiting for my dad to go to bed but with mom gone and especially with her gone with Vlad, he hasn’t been sleeping to well… He has been pacing and cussing in Sayianeese… He had a cake baked for mom 1st year of blogging… and was not happy she wasnt here for it. I tried to fly out the window and here come Zombie and Hoser, "No… stay! I whisper… "Sneaking out to see Laura?" Justice says from her window… "I will bring Zombie up but I cant do anything with Hoser… He chases Norn… If dad finds you gone I will tell him you were called to hell.." She waves, "Don't do anything naughty." Sometimes sisters can be brats and other times… By the time I get to the x mansion everyone is a sleep… Great! I go to Laura's window…. Tap tap… She opens the window, "You are late…" "Dad won't go to sleep with mom gone.." I shrug… "I am sorry I woke you didn't want you thinking I was standing you up and I cant call you. Dad is using his SHIELD resources to block my calls to you.." I shook my head…. "Well don't just stand there hovering at my window come in before someone sees you." She said opening the window wider… " I … I …." I didn’t expect to be invited in but I flew in…. "I know it is late so maybe we can arrange to see each other tomorrow?" "What is wrong with tonight?" She sighed… I looked around her room…. "Um… nothing I guess.." "If you are worried about Dad, don't be… After he took down Creed he and Ana have been… Well locked in his room. I don't think he is coming out anytime this week…" She threw a pillow and blanket on the floor, "You can stay if you like. If you can handle the floor that is." I laid on the floor, "Sure.." As I laid on the floor looking up at Laura we talked about things, mostly about me… She kept changing the conversation so that we talked about me instead of her.. No matter how many times I tried to get her to go back to her… Soon she and I went to sleep… I woke and saw her sleeping in her bed… I wanted to crawl in with her but she said floor so I just stayed on the floor watching her sleep… In the morning I felt a pillow hit my face and I woke with a startle… "Wake up sleepy head… Don't you have school today?" I looked at Laura… "Yeah.. ". "I will go get you some breakfast." She smiled… I looked down at my cloths oh man I will have to wear what I wore yesterday… Well maybe I should shower at least… I took a quick shower and got out… I pulled the towel off to start to dressed… and Laura's door opened… I just did grab the towel in time to cover hmmm shall we say any private parts… I stood in shock with a towel in hand just barely covering me as Laura walked in with a smile… "I hope you don't mind I needed to take a shower before I went off to school." I said nervously… I expected her to turn away or something but she didn't she just smiled bigger and leaned against the wall as she kicked the door shut … "Yeah I heard the water," She laughed, "You can borrow some of Bobby's cloths, here.." She threw some cloths on her bed… and just stood staring at me… "Um thanks… what are you doing?" I waited for her to turn and leave but she wasn't, "um are you just going to stand there and watch me get dressed." She smiled, "You're not shy are you?" Okay this was starting to get… well arousing and that is a lot harder to hide so the whole thing was a bit embarrassing and it certainly didn't help when she began walking over to me.… When Laura touched my chest lightly I thought that was going to be it… Maybe I should kiss her or something but then….. the door swung open…. Standing in the doorway was Logan her dad…. Needless to say this was not good… Me... Naked... Laura ... in front of me and I am covering my anatomy with a towel at least the stimulating moment was killed… Somehow I think that would have only made it worst…. "I thought I smelled you!" "DAD! EVER HEARD OF PRIVACY!" Laura screamed… "Good thing you’re a devil because I am about to send you to hell bub.." Logan roared… "HS go a head go.." She turned then to her father… "Leave him alone dad.. HS is my boyfriend!" I fiddled with the towel and grabbed my cloths and the cloths she had laid out for me and went into the bathroom… "THE HELL HE IS!" I heard Logan and Laura fighting while I dressed quickly… As I walked out he popped his claws and pointed them at me as Laura tried to push him out of her room… He knocked her over on her bed.. He didn't hurt her thus why she fell on the bed…. But even still it made me mad "Better pop those claws back in before I hurt you old man!" I yelled He ran at me and I fell through the window crashing with the Wolverine on top of me his claws drawn… I flew and called Hellfire He let go and fell and I came down in front of him… I then fired several fireballs at him…. I could hear Laura screaming for us to stop…. "Stand clear from the boy rodent!" Grandpa Vegeta appeared behind Logan he apparently had came over to speak with him about some race… "Hot Stuff get dressed and go home! I will deal with you later!" "Grandpa look!" I yelled back but Laura turned to me… She jumped down and grabbed me… "Please HS stop! For me!" Logan's girlfriend came running out in Logan's shirt with a sword and Xavier wheeled out with a lot of other students… "Hot Stuff, you go home now! I will be calling your mother about this…." Xavier said in a stern voice… I flew home… seems the Professor not being able to get a hold of mom told dad…. There was this big fight with him… I would rather not talk about.. My whole day at school was shot and Kon invited me over to a guys' night at the fortress.. "Don't worry about being grounded… I will have the Supe talk your Dad into letting you go." My best friend smiled… Kon was cleaver and so cool… When I got home Dad told Justice to go upstairs and asked me to sit on the couch…. "Son, I know you think I am being unfair to you… I am only trying to protect you… " He sat on the coffee table and I folded my arms and was grinding my teeth.. I glared at him, "Did Superman tell you I have been invited to stay with Kon tonight at the fortress?" He sighed and continued, "HS, Laura is no good and she will hurt you… She isn't interested in you." "I am so sick of you trying to say she is some …" I began to yell at him… "Fine, I had hoped not to do this. But as they say…. A picture is worth a thousands words… Seems her pimp liked to video her with her clients…" Dad rose and clicked on the tape player… the TV came on…. Great now dad is showing me a Porn… I rolled my eyes and then saw…. It was Laura… I couldn't believe it was her sandwiched between two guys but it was her… Dad clicked a button and it went to another video… Laura with a female client… he clicked to another with Laura on her knees unzipping some guys pants and then threw the remote on the couch next to me, "Is this the girl you want to call your girl friend son?" I was so angry… At him for showing me this… at Laura for not telling me… I shot a fireball and blew up the TV and stood to leave…. "Where you going?" Dad asked…. "To see Kon… " I screamed as flew out…

Laura is not....

When I met up with Laura I learn that her Dad is dead so I attend the funeral… It is weird.. I mean he was just alive at the Xmas Party…. It was cool… Laura and I spent some time together… After the Funeral she wanted to go after Creed again… I insisted on going, I have a score to settle with him anyhow. Before I could get home and change Laura called Dad and Dad tells me she is or was a prostitute.. Mom of course supports Dad in this… So I called Hellspawn and came down here to hell… I fly out of hell and head out to find Pan… She is of course upset about Sinsei Goku…. "Pan, any luck so far?" I ask She shakes her head, "How is everything?" "Good, I need to ask you something and I need you to answer truthfully… Laura… is she still into Fade? I mean is she using me to get to him?" it was weird to ask Pan, someone I like my whole childhood but I had to know…. Before she could answer we hear commotion….. I fly up and see Vegito…. "Let's go !" Pan said… I fly over to Justice she was hurt and bleeding I wasn't sure how she got hurt but I wasn't about to let my sister get hurt anymore… That kid flash seemed cool so I called him to get Justice out of here like fast… "Just take Justice home and keep her there." "NO He is my grandpa too I can help." The little brat screamed… Okay so I shouldn’t hit my sister but I knew I had to knock her out… "Here kid get her home and tell Mom Dad and us might need her to come help… " I then Fly to where the commotion is happening… A few seconds later my cell rings… I mean perfect timing on a phone call… but I saw it was the quick feet kid… I answer and he tells me my mom is gone after someone names Vlad…. Great…. "Well just keep Justice there… You know you are alright Kid Flash." I fly to Dad, "HS?" "I had kid flash take Justice home and Mom is off after Vlad… What should I do?" I asked… Okay I can be mad at him and still look up to him.. after all he is my dad…. Note to Flash kid: There is a stupid Blogger Beta bug which will not let me post comments on your blogg anymore because I use the old version my comment: I would love to see you hit him with a crowbar.. in fact I would pay you only as fast as you can go and do it.. I never be able to pay you.. maybe uncle trunks oh and Justice wanted to say: Emma? you middle name is Emma? Oh how cute....

Kid Flash has a thing for my sister?

I went with Kon and Dad to help fight this Superboy Prime…. The fact that he was beating Grandpa down I decided to go with my most powerful attack…. You think it would work because SP is bad… as bad an egg as ever…. Soul Burn is like the torture a sinner gets from when they are condemned to Hell plus more…. All the suffering, agony, the soul is also burned with fire and their own power is used against them…. Someone like Goku or Superman is immune… Unless Superman gets a hold of Red Krytonite but then it doesn’t hurt Superman, it attacks the Red Kyrpt and destroys it…. but someone evil evil.. Like Vlad, even Creed…. It causes them suffering and pain and burns them into a crispy critter… Sadly Creed's healing factor weakens the effects…. After Soul Burn I am drained… I am so weak after.. I am nearly useless… SP wasn't effected and I was useless to do anything… Then Justice shows up.. not sure what she thought she could do… She kept calling animals, insects and vines to try to help… Finally we were able to beat SP…. I limped over to Kon who was being hugged by a very hyper kid…. " No one will separate me! Goku , and Vegeta have lost their lives so I may live! They are no more! Vegito is here to stay!" Vegito laughs…. I see Justice rush over and start punching the fused version of my Grandpa and Sinsei… "Give me my Grandpa back" She cried… Vegito just pushed her down… Justice got up and Dad grabbed her… "Hot stuff stay with her!" He said as he watched Vegito take flight…. Just then this hyper kid fly over to Dad, "IliketoaskifIcantakeJustice out.ImadereservationsatJadeLotus. It'sareally,reallylovelyChineserestaurantandtheyhave aKabukiperformanceeverynighttellingadifferentChineselegend.." He sounded like a fly…. Dad just looked at him and Kid Flash took a very quick sigh. "I like to ask if I can take Justice out. I made reservations at Jade Lotus. It's a really, really lovely Chinese restaurant and they have a Kabuki performance every night telling a different Chinese legend.." Justice started smiling, "Dad can I go? Please please…" "NO!" I yelled before dad said no "You are not Dad Hotstuff!" She yelled at me… Dad gave the kid flash a mean look… "NO! Hot stuff take her home and tell your mom I will be late for supper" Dad then took off in pursuit with the rest after Vegito… Just was flirting with the sugar rushed kid when Kon walked over with the rest of the Teen Titans… I walked over to Mr. Speedy and went to punch him… but he moved…. Kon grabbed me and the rest of the Titans took fighting stances…. "WHAT the HELL do you think you are doing… Asking my sister out!" I yell…. Kon was trying to keep peace between us…. "Hey Robin, take the titans home let me fly HS home." Kon moved me away, "Now HS, you know you are my best friend… Well one of my best friends but you can't go punching Titans… God knows why he is interested in the Brat…" "HEY, I am not a Brat KON!" Justice yelled then glared at me… "and here I didn't tell Dad or mom about Laura calling and called her to let her know you were not coming!" "WHAT?!?" I said yelling back at her… She then explained… I wanted to go see Laura but…. "HS, chill… Call your mom, use my cell… Tell her the titans are having Dinner and invited you and Justice. Your Dad said he would be late for Dinner and that you two are eating out." Kon smiled… "Isn't that a lie?" I asked "No not really… We are going out to eat. You are invited.. Your Dad did say he would be late and the two of you are eating out… No lie, you are just not volunteering the fact that you are not eating with us but Justice is going out with the Kid and you with Laura…" Kon grinned… "Woah, I can't let Justice go out with him… You and I know exactly what is on his mind!" I growled "On my mind with Casey maybe, on your mind with Laura maybe but the Kid.. he is all right. Come on trust me." Kon patted me on the back… I walked over to the Kid, "Let's get something straight! No holding hands, keep 6 inches between you at all times, NO KISSING! And especially NONE of the other… My sister is sweet and innocent and she stays that way or the Teen Titans will be damned in hell before they can save your quick sorry ass! Trust me," I turned to Super Devil form, "I AM YOUR WORSE NIGHTMARE!" okay maybe I put it on thick but she is my baby sister Kon laughed, "Now you sound like Logan." "That is different" I couldn't believe Kon said that…. After calling Mom, I flew to find Laura yelling back at Kid Flash, "Restaurant then home!" It took me a while to find Laura… She was crying… She ran into my arms… "Laura?"

HELLO Beautiful……

I can not believe Kon didn't tell me that Wonder Woman was hot… I mean I am thinking some old warn out hero but no…. When she came over... WOW... Later I found a picture of her in one of the magazines and put it on the wall of my room with the rest of the babes…. Speaking of which Mom had a cow…. She came in my room to clean it and saw the posters and magazines and freaked…. Like the time I mistook one for a kids comic… I guess I couldn't play innocent now since she had Trunks talk to me back then… only she has no idea what he told me, besides where do you think I get my magazines from…. "Great you had Trunks talk to our son..." Dad mumbled "We were dating at the time... I didn't know he was as he is now." Mom sighed Now I guess I have to endure one of Dad's lectures… I think Mom just sees me as a little baby in diapers still… I can imagine it now...... 'and the Super Hero... HS' Since the street down the road that has been under construction was fixed and they don't need the do not enter sign I took it for my door… "Kon, Mom won't stay out of my room… I don't want her coming in here cleaning and she doesn't get it…" I say on the house phone… "Well, see I don't have that problem." Kon bragged "Wonder Woman came over today I mean wow… why didn’t you say anything? I thought she would be like… old and…. You know…" I continued… "I am surprised. I mean come on how old is your mom ," Kon suggested "Kon that is different! Mom may be old but she isn't a babe she is …… Mom" I argued… "HS, your mom is so.. h…" Kon began to whistle. "KON!" I yelled, "Mom is mom not a hot babe.." "H…" Kon laughed… "KON! SAY IT; My mom isn't a Babe…" I screamed "I have her on my wall," Kon whistled again as he laughed so hard I could hear him fall… Later when Dad got home from work and he and Mom were talking then I was called in.. I thought for sure it would have to do with the girl posters and magazines but it was about school… I have been trying to persuade them in letting me go to school… Seems like Superman came to Dad's work and then visited mom…. "Okay we have talked to Superman. He feels that it might help you to learn with other kids around your age… " Mom said… "And he made some very valid points…" Dad continued… "So he is going to take you, as Superman and enroll you as an exchange student into Smallville's high school. It is where he attended and where Kon attends…" "Hot Stuff, you must understand that Superman attended as Clark Kent and Kon attends as Conner Kent… No one knows them as Superman and Superboy.. " Mom added "Mom, I am cool. I won't give away my best friend's secret identity." I was excited… I was going to go to school with Kon although I thought he said it was in Hawaii…. "Ok you start public school tomorrow." Mom and Dad said both looked worried… I could sleep and was up early and dressed… Sinsei Gohan bought me a real cool bookbag and notebook…. As well as other supplies he said I would need… I am just glad he wasn't hurt by the fact I wanted to go to school…. And not be tutored. "Ready Champ?" the voice said from my window… "Yes sir… Let me just tell Mom I am going…" I told Superman…. Then I yelled out my door, "MOM I am leaving!" Superman laughed, "Maybe you should go down and tell her…." I smiled as I flew out the window, "Nah… I want to get to school… Kon has told me everything!" "Funny he never seemed to like it.." Superman smiled and then turned to catch Hoser … "Hoser NO! you can't follow me to school… and you can't fly out windows… Sorry… he is well just a dog…." I said as Superman flew Hoser down to the ground… Mom comes out, "Breakfast Hot Stuff…" "I will eat at school mom…" I waved…. As we were flying out I had to tell Zombie to go home 3 times…. Superman just laughed…. Stupid pets…. Superman said he would take me the first day but after I had to go by myself… I was glad… Superman enrolled me and I was showed my classes… Everyone kept pointing and staring… Some even ran yelling…. I was starting to not like it .. I mean come on haven't they ever seen a devil teen before….. Just then I saw Kon…… I almost didn’t recognize him… "Kon….. Conner… Conner…… " I waved and walked up… Kon turned as if he was going to walk away and act if he didn't know me then turned…. "HS…. Um…. What are you doing here?" he said…. Some kids began teasing him…. Real big jocks or should I say jerks "Oh Look the Farm boy has a friend…. Hey farm boy you going to play him for a fiddle of gold…." The football jerk off laughed pointing at us. I was waiting for Kon to say something but instead he just walked off and that oaf threw a football at him, "Your such a loser Kent!" GRRRRRR! Time to do what Grandpa would do…….. [Later…. Brinnnnnnnnnnnng! "SHIELD HQ, Agent Briefs…." The voice said picking up the phone… "Excuse me I am the Dean of boys here at Smallville High… I need you and your wife to come pick your son up... He has been suspended for 3 days." the snooty voice stated… "WHAT!" agent briefs yelled… "Your son attacked our quarterback and set him on fire…. He is currently in intensive care…"] While I was waiting for folks to come and get me I see on TV…….. Grandpa!